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Answer: Dear Abby,
As you have probably guessed, I have oddly enough some experience in
the fishing arena. My husband (yes believe it or not I do have one)
is a fishing maniac. He doesn't seem to care if he catches fish. He
seems quite content to chase them from one end of the river to the
other. It's my belief fishing is genetically controlled through
testosterone! This accounts for your problem with Mr. Horny. I
recommend rubbing a little bunker on him while he is sleeping (for
the fishing illiterate, bunker is a smelly disgusting bait with no
purpose I can fathom other than to permeate anything it comes close
to). I think you will find he will be hornless and looking for a
shower not you! Good Luck!
Fran Slanders |
