Oh my, Your skin is so smooth!
Question:

Dear Fran,
Since turning the age of 30 I have noticed changes in my skin. As a teenager, I never had problems with acne, but now I seem to be having outbreaks all the time! Any explanations on why, or how to combat this problem?

The Paper Bag Headed Wonder

Answer:

Dear Paper Bagger or Bagette,
The age of 30 is definitely a time of change. I do have the solution if you have the nerve. It is an age old remedy, unfortunately or fortunately, it is not one available at your local pharmacy. No doubt it comes under the "orphan drug/remedy" heading making it less than profitable for most pharmaceutical companies. I don't suppose you live on a farm? Well, probably not. I have two words for you Goose Sperm!! Good Luck!

Fran Slanders

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