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Question: Dear Fran,
I keep hearing about sex on the net. Since you like to talk about it
could you explain to me how it is done? For instance, my computer
doesn't have any slots or protrusions of the right size. Is there
any form of protection used when having sex on the net? I have heard
of virus scanners but that seems to only detect the virus after the
infection has already occurred. Where would I meet eligible partners
on the net?
Signed: Sexless |
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Answer: Dear Not Getting Any,
The net sex you refer to is a bit of a mystery. I have noticed
various slots in the back of the CPU. I have always been suspicious
of a system that requires not only something called RAM but there is
constant pressure to increase the number of RAMS you have! It would
seem prudent at this time to continue finding your partners the way
nature intended. Naturally, having sex on your computer table is
perfectly acceptable and actually encouraged . Although, having sex
on someone else's computer table is even better!
Fran Slanders |
