Dear Fran,
HI! okay so I have this problem. There are these two boys that like me. I have been out with one and then I found out that the other one likes me. If is say I don't like the first one (the one I went out with ) that I don't like him anymore he will get really hurt cause he likes me. But if I tell the other one that I don't like him, he will get hurt. I could go out with both of them behind their backs but they would find out and get more hurt. What should I do????
Please answer soon. It's an emergency! (I'm serious about this)
Can't decide

Dear Got to Grow Up,

I am never serious and obviously neither are you. I suggest you introduce the two boys and let them go out with each other. I also suggest you get a puppy and start from scratch!
Fran Slanders