Dear Fran,

there is this boy at school that i really like. teh only problem is that HE said HE broke up with his girl friend but i have no idea if HE did becasue SHE still makes it seem like they do. he gives me signes but i dont take them seriously. im throwing a party and HE is coming. what should i do befor then?

Dear Pathetic,

If your grammar and spelling are any indication, you are too young to have a party.  Who cares about he said, she said.  Have the party and be sure to have lots of fun without involving Mr. Fickle.  The less attention you pay to him the more he will be knocking on your door. Never take anything too seriously!

Fran Slanders