Dear Fran,

I wrote a poem and i was wondering if this is something that can be put in a book or put in any where that it can be read if the poem is any good (teddy bear teddy bear what are you doing teddy bear teddy bear what are you seeing teddy bear teddy bear why are you crying teddy bear teddy bear why are you jumping teddy bear teddy bear where are you going teddy bear teddy bear why are you dying teddy bear teddy bear why the the clouds forming teddy bear teddy bear what are you reading teddy bear teddy bear what are you reading teddy bear teddy bear why are you leaving teddy bear teddy bear why are the clouds moving) please let me know if you know of any way i can send this off to be published and not cost me anything and also tell me if this is any good thank you for your time

Signed: patch_04240

Dear patch,

Poor teddy bear or I should say lucky teddy bear. At least he is out of his misery. I know the perfect place to submit your poem. It is round and probably has a liner; you can find it in almost any room. Carefully fold your poem into a tight compact ball and file in the round container. Immediately, take the container to a disposal unit and dump.
Fran Slanders